Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh, I saw a mole, tickled his butt hole,
Life's a wild ride, let the good times roll!
In Walmart's glow, things went outta control,
Buckle up tight, we’re on a playful stroll!
[VERSE 1]
I hummed a tune, as I cruised the lane,
Caught a glimpse of that mole, oh, what a strange game!
Tickled his hole, made him giggle with glee,
In a world so wild, just let yourself be free.
[CHORUS]
Oh, I tickled a mole, danced with a time bomb,
Slammed my car down into a guy with a wheel chair, like I was a bad rom-com.
With a gyat so strong, it caught me off guard,
In the parking lot chaos, I’m dancing, I’m scarred!
[VERSE 2]
In the orphanage bright, with smiles all around,
I dropped my lance, no fear, just joy I found.
I started to dance, but then all the orphans took of there pants with the kids on the floor,
Life’s too short, so let’s give them some more!
[CHORUS]
Oh, I tickled a mole, danced with a time bomb,
Slammed my car down into a disabled man, like I was a bad rom-com.
With a gyat so strong, it caught me off guard,
In the parking lot chaos, I’m dancing, I’m scarred!
[BRIDGE]
Life's a circus, come take a spin,
Laughing with moles, let the fun begin!
With a lance in hand, watch me twirl and sway,
In this wacky world, we’ll dance the night away!
[CHORUS]
Oh, I tickled a mole, danced with a time bomb,
Slammed my car down, like I was a bad rom-com.
With a gyat so strong, it caught me off guard,
In the parking lot chaos, I’m dancing, I’m scarred!
[OUTRO]
So here’s to the moles and the laughs they bring,
In this twisted tale, together we sing.
From parking lot wrecks to orphanage fun,
We’ll dance ‘til the night, ‘til the morning sun!