Lyrics
[INTRO]
Oh, we got a tale to tell,
'Bout a goose who's not doing well,
His name is Jav, he's quite a sight,
With a screw loose, he's lost in flight.
[VERSE 1]
Jav waddles through the park all day,
Strutting like he owns the whole damn play,
Feathers ruffled, head held high,
But deep down inside, there's something awry.
He thinks he’s got it all — a real high roller,
But his ego's bigger than a grizzly’s shoulder.
When other geese honk, he just takes a blink,
Says, "You all need to learn, 'cause my shit don’t stink!"
[CHORUS]
Jav the goose, oh what a mess,
Running around in his own self-obsessed.
He’s got a screw loose, that much is true,
Thinks he’s the king, but he’s just passing through.
Oh, Jav the goose, take a look and see,
The pond ain't yours, so set yourself free!
[VERSE 2]
He guards the best bread crumbs like gold,
Kicking others out; his heart's so cold.
Waddles around with a pompous show,
Little does he know, he’s the all-time low.
He tries to out-honk every feathered friend,
But loneliness is where this goes in the end.
In his mind, he soars high without a link,
But everyone knows that his shit still stinks!
[CHORUS]
Jav the goose, oh what a mess,
Running around in his own self-obsessed.
He’s got a screw loose, that much is true,
Thinks he’s the king, but he’s just passing through.
Oh, Jav the goose, take a look and see,
The pond ain't yours, so set yourself free!
[BRIDGE]
Hey, Jav, can’t you see?
Ego ain't all that it’s cracked up to be.
Join the flock, take a step down,
Stop pretending, don’t wear that crown!
Honk with the others, take a little flight,
You might find joy in the morning light.
[CHORUS]
Jav the goose, oh what a mess,
Running around in his own self-obsessed.