Grandpa Shot Santa Claus

Lyrics

[Verse]
Christmas Eve the moon was bright
Grandpa Jimmy dressed in white
Thought he'd seen a thief alright
Grabbed his rifle aimed just right

[Verse 2]
Heard some jingles on the roof
Sounded like a sneaky goof
Grandpa muttered in a huff
Ain't no burglar tough enough

[Chorus]
Grandpa shot Santa Claus
Caught him breaking Christmas laws
Didn't see the reindeer pause
Now he's waiting for applause

[Verse 3]
Rudolph stared with open jaws
Elves had never seen such flaws
Grandma fainted Santa's blue
Who's gonna bring the toys through

[Bridge]
Santa shouted hey it's me
Grandpa squinted couldn't see
Turned on lights oh mercy gee
Should’ve left those cookies be

[Chorus]
Grandpa shot Santa Claus
Caught him breaking Christmas laws
Didn't see the reindeer pause
Now he's waiting for applause

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