Lyrics
[Intro driving electric guitar riff with a strong beat]
Welcome to O'Shai Fantasy League, where the stakes are high,
And Austin’s the GOAT, our commissioner for life,
He won that first title back in ‘17,
But he’s been MIA, just living the dream.
Trent's been stuck in the middle, can’t reach the crown,
Always mid, and always lets us down,
Edie’s got rings, but man, he hit the floor,
Last place got him down, doing stand-up for sure.
[Chorus with heavy drums and catchy rhythm]
In the O'Shai league, we're all in for the crown,
With grit and guts, we won’t back down,
If you’re not ready for battle, then you better fuckin’ kneel,
Step up or get wrecked, it’s your ass that we’ll mourn, for real.
Mitch once ran that lemonade stand in DC,
A hustler at heart, with dreams as wide as the sea,
Shawn’s Packers are his pride, but just like his team,
They get close to the gold, then fade like a dream.
Reece’s team is a storm, bringing the heat,
He’s a weather-loving man, his wins are neat,
Jordan’s riding high on that Eagle’s flight,
Got a championship glow, and he’s feeling all right.
[Chorus with extra punch, bass thumping]
In O'Shai Fantasy, we're all in for the crown,
With grit and guts, we won’t back down,
If you’re not ready for battle, then you better fuckin’ kneel,
Step up or get wrecked, it’s your ass that we’ll mourn, for real.
[Bridge with a strong, twangy lead guitar]
Griff’s been missing since 2018,
But we remember the year he lived the dream,
Pat’s the rookie, coming in hot,
He’s aiming to prove he’s more than just talk.
TJ’s got stocks, hoping they’ll rise,
But it’s his fantasy team that needs the prize,
Austin’s the GOAT, our commish for life,
Keeping us battling, through all the strife.
[Chorus final with full band, crowd chant feel]
In O'Shai Fantasy, we're all in for the crown,
With grit and guts, we won’t back down,
If you’re not ready for battle, then you better fuckin’ kneel,
Step up or get wrecked, it’s your ass that we’ll mourn, for real.
[Outro with a powerful guitar solo, fading to silence]
So here’s to O'Shai, where legends are born,
We fight for the top, and we laugh at the torn,
Austin’s our commish, and we’re all in the game,
But in the end, it’s the glory we claim.