Lyrics

**(Verse 1)**
Sneakin’ ‘round the block, yeah, I move real slick,
Got my piggy in my arms, yeah, he’s my sidekick.
Loki’s got the plan, I just tag along,
If it don’t involve a pig, well, then it’s just plain wrong.

**(Pre-Chorus)**
Ooooh, I see a snack stand,
No one watchin’? That’s my game plan.
Hot dog? Pretzel? Ooooh, a donut—
Wait, alarms? Oh man, we should GO but…

**(Chorus)**
Duh!
I’m the weird guy, sneaky little beard guy,
Piggy’s in the clear guy, running from the guard guy.
I’m that fun crook, makin’ people look,
Tricked your dumb assistant, now your hot dogs got took.

**(Verse 2)**
Busted in Trump’s place, thought we’d meet a wall,
Secretary’s clueless, so we stroll right in the hall.
"Uh, we’re here to check the walls?" Oh, what a joke!
Guess what? She believed it, man, this system’s broke!

**(Pre-Chorus)**
Ooooh, look at my pig’s face,
Too much squeakin’, blows our whole case.
EJ, stay cool, time to backtrack,
But then Loki grabs the blueprints outta Trump’s bag—

**(Chorus)**
Duh!
I’m the weird guy, sneaky little beard guy,
Piggy’s in the clear guy, running from the guard guy.
I’m that fun crook, makin’ people look,
Tricked your dumb assistant, now your hot dogs got took.

**(Bridge - Slow Break)**
Piggy, Piggy, oh my little sweet pig,
You make my crimes so easy, it's big.
Through the sewers, through the streets,
Even Trump can’t stop my schemes.

**(Final Chorus - Big Finish)**
I’m the weird guy, Loki's little side guy,
Talkin’ to my plush guy, rollin’ with a dumb lie.
I’m that snack thief, gigglin’ through my teeth,
If you ever hear a squeak—
That’s me—
I’m gone!

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