Not the Only Drunk in the Universe

Lyrics

［Intro ］

(whispered over glitchy synths)
In a quantum bubble, I poured the last shot,
I drank time dry — but time drank me first.

［Verse 1 ］

The world’s a busted old machine,
Rick hit reset, just to hear it scream.
Wormholes blooming like drunken flowers,
Morality’s passed out on the filthy carpet.

［Pre-Chorus ］

Gun in hand, drink in hand,
logic spins like a broken fan,
In infinite multiverses,
sorry is rarer than death.

［Chorus ］

Not the only drunk in the universe,
Laughing like gods, dying reversed.
Don’t ask if I’m OK —
I barely bother staying real anyway.

［Verse 2 ］

Mirror cracked, made a copy of me,
dreams spinning out like a spiral sea.
Rick said, “Rules are for monkeys, kid,”
We’ll rip down heaven and crash on it.

［Pre-Chorus ］

Gun in hand, drink in hand,
logic spins like a broken fan,
In infinite multiverses,
sorry is rarer than death.

［Chorus ］

Not the only drunk in the universe,
Laughing like gods, dying reversed.
Don’t ask if I’m OK —
I barely bother staying real anyway.

［Bridge ］

(distorted synths crescendo)
Woke up just to find the void,
Ceiling scribbled:
“You’re not even the first Rick.”

［Outro ］

(soft chaotic melody fading)
In a quantum bubble,
Rick downs the final drink.
The universe chuckles.
Rick mutters—
“Boring.”