Tit for Atomic Tat
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[INTRO]
(Softly)
Oh oh, you spilled my juice,
But I threw your shoes!
What a wild ride, here we go...
[VERSE 1: HE]
You left the toilet seat up, it's the same old fight,
So I put your favorite sweater out in the moonlight.
You say it's just a game, a harmless little spree,
But I locked your car door, babe—let's see how you feel about me!
[CHORUS: BOTH]
Tit for Atomic Tat, it’s the way that we react,
A little nudge, a little shove, we’ll defend love as a contract.
Tangled up in petty fights, igniting roaring laughs,
In this chaos of affection, we’re just working our paths.
[VERSE 2: SHE]
You forgot our dinner plans, left me waiting by the phone,
So I displayed your trophy, in the garden all alone.
You claim it’s just a trinket, but our hearts are on the line,
Don’t mess with my pasta sauce, it’s surprisingly divine!
[CHORUS: BOTH]
Tit for Atomic Tat, it’s the way that we react,
A little poke, a little quirk, we’ll defend love as a contract.
Dancing through this tempest, finding joy in scrap and flak,
In this playful banter, our love’s got each other's back!
[BRIDGE: HE]
You sent that sassy text, but I can play it cool,
I accidentally crashed your date, hope he knows the rules!
It’s a game of little jabs, played in tender jest,
With every playful jabbing, honey, I know we’re blessed.
[VERSE 3: SHE]
You posted that old pic, of me with the bad hair,
So I made your favorite drink, but sprinkled in despair.
It’s a match made of madness, but take it with a smile,
We finagle through our mischief, loving all the while!
[CHORUS: BOTH]
Tit for Atomic Tat, it’s the way that we react,
A little jest, a little tease, we’ll defend love as a contract.
Flirting with destruction, yet we know the aftermath,
In this comedic whirlwind, we always find our path!
[OUTRO]
(Softly)
Oh oh,