Can't Hold It In
humorous lively country popLyrics
[Verse]
I'm sittin' on the tractor feelin' quite a bit of pressure
Chores ain't gettin' done and I can't enjoy the weather
My stomach's in a twist oh man I can't pretend
Nature's callin' loudly and I gotta find the end
[Verse 2]
Hay bales block my path like a fortress made of straw
Sweaty palms are shakin' knees weak like I never saw
Eyes on the outhouse like a prize to be won
I’m hoppin’ fences fast like a shot from a gun
[Chorus]
I can't hold the poop in no I can't hold the poop in
Churnin’ like a storm and my patience's wearin' thin
I can't hold the poop in no I really gotta win
Run for the latrine before the trouble starts to spin
[Verse 3]
The cows are lookin' funny like they know my plight
I tip my hat to them as I dash with all my might
Boots hittin' dirt with a rhythm like a drum
Crossin' all my fingers that relief is gonna come
[Verse 4]
Caught behind a sheepdog he's slower than a snail
Sweatin’ bullets biting lips this train is gonna derail
See the wooden door standing firm and tight
Oh the sweet
Sweet rescue in the dim outhouse light
[Chorus]
I can't hold the poop in no I can't hold the poop in
Churnin’ like a storm and my patience's wearin' thin
I can't hold the poop in no I really gotta win
Run for the latrine before the trouble starts to spin