Sir Monn
An extremely theatrical preacher doing a thunderous sermon at a church service, pipe organ in backgroundLyrics
...and now, you KNOW you must give ALLLLLL of yo' money to Juh-eeeeeeee-ZUS!!!! BECAUSE-... ahem... becaaaause, if'n you DON'T, then HEEEEEEE gonna TAKE it!!!!- -by FORCE!!!! 'Cause my my man "J".... HE a straight GANGSTA!!!!... Okaaaayyyy?... YES-SSSSaaaahhhh!!... You see, it's HE who PAYS is gonna be SPARED in the END of DAYS!!!... Mmmmm-hmmmmm!... Dat's da TRUTH!!!! WAIT!!! WAAAIT!!!!... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!... Y'all hear dat?... It's-... It's like-... -...like, like a little "jingle-jingle", or somethin'... Yeeeaaaaahhhh... Yeah, just goin', "Jingle-jingle-jingle-jingle-jangle-jingle-jingle," and it sooooooo soft - soooooo tiny - dat y'all can baaaaaarely hear it at all, lest y'all knew what you be listenin' fuh'...... You know what dat little jinglin' sound is?.... No?...... Well, I reckon I Do!..... DAT be the sound of-........ JUH-eeeeeee-ZUS!!!!!... and DAT da' sound of aaaaalllllll da' change in his pockets all jigglin' around while he runnin' all around like some GOT-DAMN TRACK STAR, tryin' to sort out all the SINNERS from the WINNERS!!!! OOOOHHHHHH WWWAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEE-HAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!! PRAAAAAAAAAISE BE TUH JEEBUS!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOO-WEE!!!!!!!! EMPTY 'DEM POCKETS FOR JUH-eeeeeeee-ZUS, MUTHAFUCKAAAAZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Amen.