Lyrics

[INTRO]
I have a beautiful walrus vah-jine-ah...

Sliding down goofy Rick's pole...
My Grandma got out on parole...

Stamina cradle, yo, the Baby Olympics!..
Shattered wombat skin...
Demi Low Votto's combat chin...

God told me to throw paper shoes
At the mullet inside your dikk whole...

I think ghosts have receding veins...
We're built like rabid fashion tornados,
And we grow backwards tomatoes,
So if you really fukkin' hate those,
Go call Demon Wichita Redd,
And thank her kindly...

Kindly... Kindly...
Kindly.......

Walkie-talkie jehnitals,
Yeah!!!!!

[VERSE]
Sandra is so thirsty
That she gets a Graveyard Slur Pee,
And mixes it with a little bit of her pee.
(Luxury dumpster is in the heroin!)

Marcus gets all bad grades;
But he invented Ree Pub Lickin' Lemonades,
Which taste good, but only when you wear shades.
(Three-month-old toddlers are cuttin' my hair again!)

[BRIDGE]
Erection Section has questions?
Point your crotch in their direction!
Selection locked onto Sex Fun!
Hope you like hairy and wet ones!..

[CHORUS]
I have a third eye, and it looks all around...
I have a turd eye, and that turd eye is brown...
Are you assured, guy, that I'm really that down?
Is something vibrating inside this nightgown?

[VERSE]
Starla chants to Dark Ones.
She sings to them 'bout park bums,
And the consequences if there were shark thumbs.
(Loosen my shifty anus with the Leaves Of Jail!)

Jacob has the hiccups -
Has a guitar that's got no pickups,
And he can even do a million and eighty-one sit-ups.
(Juice up nifty train puffs, and receive your mail!)

[BRIDGE]
Did Jerry bury Short Mary?
I heard he did, but it was from Carrie.
It's scary to think that we'd query
Anyone 'bout punchin' a cherry!..

[CHORUS]
I have a third eye, and it looks all around...
I have a turd eye, and that turd eye is brown...
Are you assured, guy, that I'm really that down?
Is something vibrating inside this nightgown?

[BRIDGE]
Buy your daughter a milkshake,
Watch the Buffalo Bills rake
All the ponies in earthquakes,
Then find out that your birth's fake.
Can a tuna get a toothache?
Use a steam iron to smooth steak.
Cookin' naked on Nude Bake.
How much weight can this roof take?

[VERSE]
Get real high on crack cocaine -
Smoke it up 'til there's no brain!
Feel the pulse in my dope vein;
Mom always took the slow train.
Plush animal has some gore stains
Of the Mar Guh Rett Choh strain.
Got them when Joe ate some lo mein,
And then puked on his bro, Blaine.

[VERSE]
Vicky has one-year-old triplets;
They fly through town in their lip jets.
See how fukkin' ridiculous this gets?
(Horse eyebrows slap the minnows in the Riot Gear!)

Donald sprays you with Lye-Saul -
Has to get to sleep by takin' Nite all.
I heard that guy Simon has striped balls.
(Corpse allows Cap to sift bones with the Pilot's Ear!)

[BRIDGE]
So Milo knows where the pies go?!..
I told you, I hate that guy, though!
He makes a mean cup of chai, bro!
Wino went psycho!

[OUTRO]
Turd eye!