Lindsay Is A Fudd!

Lyrics

[VERSE 1] Oh he likes a really nice pub Although he struggles to get into a hot tub His son sometimes calls him a baldy git And when he has a pint he doesn't ever quit [CHORUS] Oh Lindsay is a fudd When he goes to the toilet you hear a massive thud One to many guinnesses make him all funky Then he stoats about the house like a junkie [VERSE 2] He really canny keep his mouth shut And when he has dinner he eats like a mutt Snores like a pig which gives everyone a fright Had cateract surgery and still can't see at night [CHORUS] Oh Lindsay is still a fudd When he talks to sheamus he acts like a spud He really likes to let out a big juicy fart But look at his pants and you'll find out its a shart (VERSE 3) 78 and still looking clean & fresh But when he cuts his grass he makes a big mess His favourite football team is Celtic FC And Likes to watch their games with a cup of tea [CHORUS] Oh Lindsay is forever a fudd He puts his dinner down the toilet which causes a massive flood His wife Agnes likes to keep him well fed But sometimes she wants to throw him in the shed (OUTRO) Thats the song about Lindsay Bhoy A man who is eager to annoy Has bad ears you'd think he was deaf But he does enjoy a big tasty bit of beef [BRIDGE] The night is long, the laughter loud, his stories spin around the clock, Every drink, every laugh, a memory that never quite drops. He’s a blur of joy, a whirl of sound, in every room he’s found, A living, breathing, pint-filled dream that’s all too bright. [HOOK] Raise your glass, let’s toast to the night, To the tales that make us feel so right, In this pub where hearts collide, We’re all just friends by the firelight. [CHORUS] Oh Lindsay is a fudd When he goes to the toilet you hear a massive thud One to many guinnesses make him all funky Then he stoats about the house like a junkie [OUTRO] So here’s to the nights that never end, To the stories, the laughs, the friends we’ve penned, The pub’s glow fades but the memories stay, In the echo of his laugh, we’ll always find a way.