Here Comes Chew

Текст песни

[Verse 1] Chew wore his good shirt to the county fair Spilled blue slush down the front before he got there He tried to fix the raffle wheel with a borrowed wrench Sent the prizes rolling straight through the fence [Chorus] Oh, Chew, what’d you do now? Every little plan goes sideways somehow You reach for the handle, the whole thing comes loose The day was doing fine till it ran into Chew [Verse 2] He brought Aunt May’s pie to the church bake sale Set it on the hood while he checked the mail A gust took the lid, then the pie took a ride Right down Main Street on a skateboard wide [Chorus] Oh, Chew, what’d you do now? Every little plan goes sideways somehow You reach for the handle, the whole thing comes loose The day was doing fine till it ran into Chew [Bridge] He says, “I meant well,” with a sheepish grin Then the sprinklers kick on and the band packs in Still, when the dust settles, he’s first to lend a hand Though somehow he floods the whole lemonade stand [Guitar Solo] [Final Chorus] Oh, Chew, what’d you do now? Every little plan goes sideways somehow You reach for the handle, the whole thing comes loose But we save you a seat, and we save you the truth: The day was doing fine till it ran into Chew [Outro] Look out, look out—here comes Chew!