Riff Rocket Chaos

Lyrics

[GUITAR RIFF — CHAOS] [VERSE 1] Wake up! Sun’s out! Something’s falling from the sky! Beach chair’s gone, There goes my drink, WHO THE HELL JUST FLEW BY?! Hummock hit! Fox go fly! Surfboard launched into the sky! Grab your shoes— Never mind! WE LEFT ’EM THREE EVENTS BEHIND! [PRE-CHORUS] One! Two! Three! Something’s coming after me! Four! Five! Six! THIS ISN’T EVEN ON THE LIST! [CHORUS] WE’RE OFF THE RAILS! WE’RE LOSING CONTROL! THERE’S A KRAKEN IN THE PUNCH BOWL! WE’RE OFF THE RAILS! SO RING THAT BELL! IF THIS IS PARADISE— WHAT THE HELL?! [VERSE 2] Mythic pull! Legendary! Everybody’s temporary! Volcano sneezed, The sky turned green, BEST DAMN THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN! Tiki’s laughing! Something’s burning! Keeper’s yelling, “STOP THE TURNING!” Grab the wheel! Hit the gas! WHY’S THERE A SHARK INSIDE THE GRASS?! [CHORUS] WE’RE OFF THE RAILS! WE’RE LOSING CONTROL! THERE’S A KRAKEN IN THE PUNCH BOWL! WE’RE OFF THE RAILS! SO RING THAT BELL! IF THIS IS PARADISE— WHAT THE HELL?! [BREAKDOWN — shouted] HEY! WHO BROKE THE ISLAND?! HEY! WHO LIT THE VOLCANO?! HEY! WHO GAVE THE FOX A SURFBOARD?! [DRUMS BUILD] I DON’T KNOW! I DON’T CARE! THERE’S A HUMMOCK IN THE AIR! [FINAL CHORUS — FASTER] WE’RE OFF THE RAILS! WE’RE LOSING OUR MINDS! LEAVE YOUR COMMON SENSE BEHIND! WE’RE OFF THE RAILS! LET THE WHOLE THING BURN! EVERY TIME WE HIT THE GROUND— WE GET BACK UP AND TAKE ANOTHER TURN! [OUTRO] Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! WE’RE OFF THE RAILS! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! DO IT AGAIN!