Walking a Crazy Pug

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Leash in my hand, one shoe untied Mochi sees a pigeon and he takes off wide Snorting like a tractor, dragging me along He picked this route, and somehow I was wrong [Pre-Chorus] Past the bakery, nose to the ground Every tiny crumb becomes a treasure to be found I say, “Come on, buddy,” he looks me in the eye Then sits down firmly as a bus rolls by [Chorus] Walking a crazy pug, what a wild parade He zigzags through the garden like a tiny renegade Walking a crazy pug, I’m holding on for life He’s chasing every leaf and stealing someone’s garden gnome tonight [Verse 2] He bows at a terrier, then forgets the plan Barks at his reflection in a recycling van A sprinkler starts spraying, he charges through the stream Comes back wearing mud like a champion supreme [Pre-Chorus] At the corner shop, he freezes by the door He smells one cheese sandwich and refuses to explore I offer him a biscuit, he considers, then he bolts Now I’m sprinting past the postman in mismatched socks and coats [Chorus] Walking a crazy pug, what a wild parade He zigzags through the garden like a tiny renegade Walking a crazy pug, I’m holding on for life He’s chasing every leaf and stealing someone’s garden gnome tonight [Bridge] Mochi, please, the park is that way Why are you lying in a puddle at the end of the day? You snore beneath the oak tree, peaceful as can be I’m the one who needs a nap after you walked me [Final Chorus] Walking a crazy pug, my captain and my guide He leads me home by sunset with a sausage on the side Walking a crazy pug, tomorrow we’ll repeat He’ll choose the road, I’ll chase behind, and call it exercise [Outro] Tiny paws, big plans, tail held high Mochi sees a pigeon—and we’re gone, goodbye!