Where’s Smiley Hotline

Lyrics

(Intro) Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, Sierra! It’s your call, yeah, where’s Smiley, huh? You gon’ ask me every minute, like, “Where he at?” But I’mma tell you straight up, I don’t know that. (Chorus) You say, “Where’s Smiley?” every time we link up, I’m tryna talk, but all you ask is, “Where he end up?” I ain’t got the answers, girl, I ain’t his plug, But you still treat me like I’m Smiley’s hotline, bruh! (Verse 1) You see me in the room, I’m chillin’, tryna vibe, But you just hit me with “Where’s Smiley?” on rewind, I’m like, “Hey Sierra, can we talk about somethin’ else?” You like, “Nah, where’s Smiley? He ain’t textin' himself.” You dial him up again, like you’re workin’ on commission, Got me feelin’ like I’m Smiley’s personal assistant. Girl, I’m here, don’t you see me in your face? But you so busy wonderin’ ‘bout Smiley’s location case. (Pre-Chorus) You ask me “Where he been?” like I’m in his crew, But girl, I ain’t got a clue ‘bout what Smiley do. I’m not his P.I., not his answering machine, But you hit me up, “Where’s Smiley?” on every scene. (Chorus) You say, “Where’s Smiley?” every time we link up, I’m tryna talk, but all you ask is, “Where he end up?” I ain’t got the answers, girl, I ain’t his plug, But you still treat me like I’m Smiley’s hotline, bruh! (Verse 2) You like, “Did Smiley call back? Did he text you too?” Girl, I swear, I don’t know what Smiley’s gonna do! You got me out here thinkin’ I should hire staff, Just to answer all your “Where’s Smiley?” questions fast. Maybe Smiley’s at the gym, liftin’ some weights, Or binge-watchin’ Netflix, tryna stay up late. I don’t know his every move, I’m not the Smiley guide, But girl, you askin’ like you’re trackin' his whole life. (Pre-Chorus) You ask me “Where he been?” like I’m in his crew, But girl, I ain’t got a clue ‘bout what Smiley do. I’m not his P.I., not his answering machine, But you hit me up, “Where’s Smiley?” on every scene. (Chorus) You say, “Where’s Smiley?” every time we link up, I’m tryna talk, but all you ask is, “Where he end up?” I ain’t got the answers, girl, I ain’t his plug, But you still treat me like I’m Smiley’s hotline, bruh! (Bridge) Maybe Smiley’s on the beach, drinkin’ a Coke, Or takin’ a nap, or laughin’ at a joke. Maybe he’s out here, livin’ his best, But I’m not his secretary, don’t put me to the test. I could tell you lies, make it up, make it fun, “Smiley’s out here tryna be the next one-on-one.” But you’d still come back with that same ol' buzz, “Where’s Smiley now? Tell me where he was.” (Chorus) You say, “Where’s Smiley?” every time we link up, I’m tryna talk, but all you ask is, “Where he end up?” I ain’t got the answers, girl, I ain’t his plug, But you still treat me like I’m Smiley’s hotline, bruh! (Outro) So next time you hit me with that “Where’s Smiley?” routine, I’mma tell you, “Girl, he’s out livin’ the dream!” But let’s talk ‘bout somethin' else, you know what’s up, ‘Cause I don’t know wher