Miss Flexible

Lyrics

[Intro] Yeah, yeah—make room! Miss Flexible in the building Keep your balance, baby [Verse 1] She walks in, knees got a passport Turns one little step to a full dance report Left shoulder, right hip, bend like a question mark Smiles at the bouncer, then she moonwalks through the dark No ruler in the room can measure that range She folds up neat, then unfolds on stage Everybody froze with a drink in the air She says, “Stretch first, darling—talent needs care!” [Pre-Chorus] Roll it slow, then snap it back Tiny little wiggle on a heavy kick drum track If your hamstrings complain, give ’em one more chance She’s got a PhD in advanced-body-dance [Chorus] Miss Flexible, bend it how you like Low to the floor, then rise up high Miss Flexible, twist with a grin Fold it like laundry, unfold and spin Miss Flexible, work that shape Make a straight line wiggle, make a circle escape Everybody say, “Whoa!” when she hits that angle New Orleans bounce with the human boomerang [Verse 2] She can dip to the left, dip to the right Tie both sneakers without losing the vibe One leg up while she checks her phone Still got perfect posture, still in her zone The DJ yelled, “How?” and she yelled, “Practice!” Then split one beat while the brass went drastic Uncle near the bar tried copying the move Now he needs an ice pack and a brand-new groove [Pre-Chorus] Roll it slow, then snap it back Tiny little wiggle on a heavy kick drum track If your hamstrings complain, give ’em one more chance She’s got a PhD in advanced-body-dance [Chorus] Miss Flexible, bend it how you like Low to the floor, then rise up high Miss Flexible, twist with a grin Fold it like laundry, unfold and spin Miss Flexible, work that shape Make a straight line wiggle, make a circle escape Everybody say, “Whoa!” when she hits that angle New Orleans bounce with the human boomerang [Bridge] Can you lean? Lean! Can you dip? Dip! Can you shake that little shoulder without throwing out your hip? Take it easy, take it slow If it hurts, let it go But if you’re built like rubber bands—baby, put on a show! [Breakdown] One, two—bend! Three, four—snap! Five, six—wiggle! Bring that body back! Clap twice, feet glide Big bounce, side to side Miss Flexible says, “Keep it safe and keep it fun!” Then she hits the pose and the whole room comes undone [Final Chorus] Miss Flexible, bend it how you like Low to the floor, then rise up high Miss Flexible, twist with a grin Fold it like laundry, unfold and spin Miss Flexible, work that shape Make a straight line wiggle, make a circle escape Everybody say, “Whoa!” when she hits that angle New Orleans bounce with the human boomerang [Outro] Miss Flexible! Stretch responsibly! One more bend for the people— And somebody help Uncle with that hamstring.