Patrick Got Sand

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Patrick, you a snack that went stale Sleeping on the job, still miss the mail Brain full of crumbs, feet full of sand Hold a jellyfish net like you need a hand You act real tough, then you lose your shoe Say one smart thing? Man, that’s new I’m in the front, you in the back Still tryna find where your thoughts at [Pre-Chorus] SpongeBob says, “Boy, please” You make a fool outta seaweed One step, two step, you fall apart Rock bottom clone with a ketchup heart [Chorus] Patrick got sand, sand in his head Patrick got sand, fell off the bed He talk big game, then he run from me Patrick got sand, can’t compete with me (Go, SpongeBob, go) (Patrick got sand) [Verse 2] You call that a plan? It’s a nap in disguise Got one blank stare and them sleepy eyes I work all day, you work on nothing Show up late, still say you did something Star shorts saggin’, don’t fit the flex You got one good joke, then you forget the rest I’m flipin’ patties while you chase a breeze You chase your tail like a fool in the sea [Pre-Chorus] SpongeBob says, “Boy, please” You make a fool outta seaweed One step, two step, you fall apart Rock bottom clone with a ketchup heart [Chorus] Patrick got sand, sand in his head Patrick got sand, fell off the bed He talk big game, then he run from me Patrick got sand, can’t compete with me (Go, SpongeBob, go) (Patrick got sand) [Bridge] Even the crabs know you’re all bark, no bite You get one idea, then it’s gone tonight I’m small but sharp, you’re big and blank I bring the heat, you sink like a plank [Final Chorus] Patrick got sand, sand in his head Patrick got sand, fell off the bed He talk big game, then he run from me Patrick got sand, can’t compete with me Patrick got sand, look at that face Patrick got sand, lost in the race He say “best friend,” but he still can’t see Patrick got sand, and that’s comedy (Go, SpongeBob, go) (Patrick got sand)