Lyrics

[Intro]

(Yeah-yeah!)
Woii mi seh gyal, mi nuh have no cash fi yuh (nah man!)
All mi have is mi cock fi yuh throat (bomboclaat!)
Run it!

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[Hook]

One gyal (one gyal!) two gyal (two gyal!) three gyal, four (four gyal!)
None of dem gyal cyaan knock pon mi door (nah, nah!)
Mi nuh have no money fi no bitches, no hoes (skrrt, lowe dat!)
Mi nuh have no money fi no bitches, no hoes (oii, dutty gyal!)
All mi have is mi dick fi yuh mouth (fi yuh mouth, yeh!)
All mi have is mi dick fi yuh mouth (bomboclaat!)
Mi nuh have no money fi no bitches, no hoes (nah man!)
All mi have is mi dick fi yuh mouth (suck it!)

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[Verse 1 – Gyal 1]

First gyal a come, she a talk ’bout Chanel (wah?)
But when mi meet her she did deh inna Puma (move, gyal move!)
Carry her pon a date, mi never get no head (waste a time!)
Di gyal waan chat, mi nearly drop dead (dead out!)
Outside clean but inside stress (dutty!)
Dirty likkle house, but she pose like best (fraud ting!)
People tink she rich but mi know she broke (broke gyal!)
Dat a gyal number one, hear how mi joke (haha, idiot!)

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[Hook Repeat]

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[Verse 2 – Gyal 2]

Second gyal link mi pon di corner (pon di block!)
Beg ride home then she beg for designer (beggy beggy!)
Say she independent, say she strong (cap!)
But she call mi phone when she rent money gone (liar!)
False lashes long like witch broomstick (broomstick, woii!)
Cyaa cook food, it a make man sick (yuck!)
Baby fada deh sleep inna her bed (pussyhole!)
Dat a gyal number two, mi cyaan misled (nah man!)

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[Hook Repeat]

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[Verse 3 – Gyal 3]

Third gyal pretty pon di Instagram screen (catfish!)
But live and direct, she look real mean (woii!)
She a beg crab leg, mi left di bill fi she pay (walk out!)
Mi tek mi two foot and mi walk way (dash out!)
Say she a queen but she beg every day (beg queen!)
Say landlord stress, but she squat where she stay (squatters!)
Whole heap a lie, cyaan trust a ting (never dat!)
Dat a gyal number three, mi just move quick (gone!)

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[Hook Repeat]

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[Verse 4 – Gyal 4]

Fourth gyal wicked, mi cyaan explain (crazy!)
Link mi pon di deli, she a move insane (psycho!)
Say she wan smoke but she never have a ting (nah weed!)
Say she sober clean but she pop every pill (junkie!)
Lie pon di phone, she a play five man (hoe ting!)
Say she loyal but she deh pon scam (scammer gyal!)
Try trick mi but mi lock off door (lock off!)
Dat a gyal number four, cyaan tek no more (done wid it!)

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[Bridge]

(Selector voice)
Mi nuh want no gyal weh a beg, beg, beg (nah gyal!)
Mi nuh want no gyal weh a stress mi head (bomboclaat!)
If yuh cyaan bend low and gimme some top (woii!)
Better tek yuh bag and go back pon di block (skrrt!)

(Chanting style)
Money mi nuh spend, cocky mi a lend (lend dat!)
If yuh waan Dior, go beg yuh next friend (go beg dat!)
Four gyal done, mi nuh waan no more (done, done!)
Kick dem out quick when dem knock pon mi door (get out!)

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[Hook – Final]

One gyal (one gyal!) two gyal (two gyal!) three gyal, four (four gyal!)
None of dem gyal