Barry Is Still A Fudd!

Lyrics

(VERSE 1) He always wants to go to bed So he eats M&Ms which keep him well fed He is really into football especially in Denny So he pays overpriced tickets for the stenny (CHORUS) Oh Barry is a fudd His couch leg is always falling so he needs to buy a stud Sits in his toilet for about an hour And looks at photos of Blackpool Tower (VERSE 2) His favourite song is breathless Works nightshift so his tiredness is endless He finds drowning very scary Unless he was with Katy Perry (CHORUS) Oh Barry is still a fudd His couch leg is still falling so he needs to buy a stud Sits in that toilet for another hour Pushing that jobby out with his power (VERSE 3) He likes his house nice and clean And his family knows he looks like Mr Bean In the town of motherwell is his home But only sees it through that stupid phone (CHORUS) Oh Barry is forever a fudd His legs are fixed so he doesn't need a stud Finished in the toilet but now wiping his bum Using up all the rolls so his bum is very numb (VERSE 3] He once went to the falkirk wheel Then he to his mums to get a decent meal He also fancies becky lynch And gets grumpy in the morning looks like the grinch (CHORUS) Oh Barry is the fudd His legs are broken again so he need a another stud Finally out the toilet but the poos came on again While his toilet pan is saying an amen (OUTRO) So thats the story of Barry He does certainly sound out of the ordinary.