P_D National Anthem

Lyrics

Verse I From Goblet sands where legends spawn, A mansion stands at break of dawn. Beards of glory, ranks of might, We queue by day, we wipe by night. Kyle calls marks with hunter’s grace, DJ redecorates the place. Syd’s DPS like falling stars, Isaac’s yelling “MECHANICS!” from afar. ⸻ Chorus Provoke! Destroy! Let battle cry! We press the buttons, we do not die. From PvP to treasure maps, We rise again from weekly scraps. Provoke! Destroy! Stand side by side! In chaos forged, in gil supplied. When Andy joins and starts debate… We mute, unmute, and tank the fate. ⸻ Verse II Roegadyn steel and Highlander pride, Miqo’te fury at our side. Lalafell wisdom, calm and bright, Midlander fishing late at night. Neckbeards strong in pixel halls, We answer S-rank hunting calls. No formal rules, just vibes and might, Courtroom chaos every night. ⸻ Bridge (dramatic key change because obviously) Should Street Fighter spark a feud, Or button mashing alter mood, We gather back where legends rest, Within our glorious Goblet Nest. For though we roast and though we spar, We know exactly who we are: A band of clowns with hearts of gold, In voice chat loud and stories bold. ⸻ Final Chorus (everyone off-key but committed) Provoke! Destroy! Let servers quake! For beard and banner, for goodness sake! From daily roulettes to savage fray, We log in strong each blessed day. Provoke! Destroy! Our anthem roar! Four or five active… maybe more. Through wipes, through memes, through Discord noise… Forever Provoke. Forever Destroy.