Havasu Cackle Cruise

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Rolled up to Lake Havasu, suitcases full of bad ideas Juliana in the back like, “I’m not eating,” hold your cheers She said, “I don’t wanna shit on myself” That’s the kind of wisdom that comes straight from hell Max on the boat with a captain’s hat Don’t know how to captain, but he sure knows that He yelled, “Trust me,” then spun too fast We all screamed, “Bro, please do not ask” [Pre-Chorus] Gaige was “working,” yeah, right, okay He called out for fake mourning that day Now he’s ghosting texts like he’s gone to the moon With “plans” in his pocket, they never plan through [Chorus] What a party in the USA Lake Havasu, we came to play Finally did not get skunked Finally did not get skunked What a party in the USA We laughed so hard, we scared the lake away Finally did not get skunked Finally did not get skunked [Verse 2] Jeff tripped out and missed out, that’s tragic Showed up late like a broken-up magic We held up snacks, we held up drinks He missed the whole thing by a couple bad links Bella got a brand new tattoo Now she talks like, “Yeah, I’ve seen a few” Thinks she’s a gangster with fresh ink shine Said, “I’m the boss,” while she dropped her line Aurie saw one cooler and wanted ten One float, one hat, one plate, one friend Everything shiny, everything neat “Give me that too,” with a sugar-sweet greet [Pre-Chorus] Gaige got plans that never plan Just a big old maybe in a can Max still steering like he’s in a dream And Juliana’s stomach stayed team clean [Chorus] What a party in the USA Lake Havasu, we came to play Finally did not get skunked Finally did not get skunked What a party in the USA We laughed so hard, we scared the lake away Finally did not get skunked Finally did not get skunked [Bridge] Jeff said, “Wait,” but the wave said, “nope” Bella flexed hard with her gangster hope Aurie pointed at everything in sight Gaige had “plans” and they took a hike Max said, “I got this,” then clearly did not Juliana nodded like, “That’s exactly my thought” And when the fish finally showed up in a blink We all lost it hard at the edge of the drink [Chorus] What a party in the USA Lake Havasu, we came to play Finally did not get skunked Finally did not get skunked What a party in the USA We laughed so hard, we scared the lake away Finally did not get skunked Finally did not get skunked [Outro] Hahahaha, what a day Lake Havasu, we misbehaved Jeff tripped out, Max lost the wheel Gaige “worked” hard on not being real