I’m a Moron

Lyrics

(Verse 1) Woke up this morning, had a lot on my mind A million little errands of the critical kind I grabbed a sticky note to keep my schedule on track But my subconscious went and stabbed me right in the back I put "get more porn" on my to-do list Got found out by my mom and she was so pissed She threw a fit, she said "What is this trash?!" Then she found and destroyed the rest of my stash. (Chorus) I’m a moron do duh do duh do Yeah, it’s sad but it’s true I’m a moron do duh do duh do I don't have a single clue (Verse 2) I bought a little Honda, thought I’d take care of it right But then the dashboard started glowing in the middle of the night Took it to the mechanic, paid a hundred-dollar fee He looked at the diagnostic and he laughed at me My check engine light came on cuz I forgot to close my gas cap… Three times. Yeah, three separate times. Just turning that plastic cap is way too hard for my mind. (Chorus) I’m a moron do duh do duh do Yeah, it’s sad but it’s true I’m a moron do duh do duh do I don't have a single clue (Bridge) Let’s take a little trip down memory lane To show you that my teenage years were just as insane I got spike stripped by the cops when I was 19 Played grand theft auto IRL when I was 20 Had to see a judge, had to do some time Thought I’d straighten out my life and leave the past behind But the very next day, things didn't go as planned... (Verse 3) I got out of treatment and got really really high Cruising down Main Street under the midnight sky I hit the brakes hard, staring at the red and white Just sitting there forever in the middle of the night I stopped at a stop sign for a really long time My buddy said "dude you can go" I was waiting for the stop sign to turn green yo. (Chorus) I’m a moron do duh do duh do Yeah, it’s sad but it’s true I’m a moron do duh do duh do I don't have a single clue (Outro) Yeah, just sitting at the stop sign... Still waiting for it to change. Do duh do duh do. Somebody help me.