Astoria’s Their Playground

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Mike and Jason roll out where the river meets the bay, Two cold beers, one bad plan, and nowhere else to play. Astoria’s their map tonight, each block a brand-new scene, They turn a trip for takeout into something unforeseen. [Chorus] Hey, Mike and Jason, raising one for the town, Rio’s got the leash and he’s dragging Mike around. Jason’s got a new hello and a story on the way, Astoria’s their playground, and they’re silly every day. [Verse 2] Rio spots a gull and takes off like a rocket on the run, Mike’s chasing down the sidewalk while the neighbors join the fun. A paper bag goes sailing, someone’s hat begins to fly, Jason waves from a café with a grin and a wink goodbye. [Chorus] Hey, Mike and Jason, raising one for the town, Rio’s got the leash and he’s dragging Mike around. Jason’s got a new hello and a story on the way, Astoria’s their playground, and they’re silly every day. [Bridge] One wrong turn to trivia, one dance-off by the door, A cab ride home becomes a tour of three blocks more. “Tomorrow we’ll be sensible,” they swear beneath the sign— Then Rio finds a tennis ball, and there goes the design. [Final Chorus] Hey, Mike and Jason, raising one for the town, Rio’s got the leash and he’s dragging Mike around. Jason’s got a new hello and a story on the way, Astoria’s their playground, and they’re silly every day. Astoria’s their playground—what a ridiculous day!