Fair Warning (Here Comes Stephanie)

Lyrics

Verse 1 Fair warning, here comes Stephanie, Forty-seven tabs and a place to be, Coffee in her hand, new plan in her head, Halfway through the plan before a word gets said. She’s a mama, she’s a fighter, she’s an FNP, CrossFit in the morning, then she’s off at full speed. If there’s a problem, she’ll research it all night, And if somebody she loves needs her— you better believe she’s gonna fight. Chorus 🎵 Fair warning, she loves real hard, She’ll show up running when your world falls apart. She’s stubborn, she’s strong, she’s a beautiful storm, She’s never been interested in fitting the norm. She’ll make a plan, change the plan, then make one more, And Jordan’s in the background asking, “What’d you buy that for?” 😂 She works hard, plays hard, gives everything she’s got— Fair warning before you meet Stephanie… You’re probably gonna love her a lot. 🎵 Verse 2 She’ll advocate for patients like they’re family too, If insurance says no, well—good luck to you. She’s got questions for her questions, And she’ll dig until she knows, Because “good enough” ain’t really How Stephanie Baldwin rolls. She’s running, lifting, horses, kids, Somehow everywhere at once, Then lying awake at midnight wondering, “Did I do enough?” She’s tough on the outside, tender underneath, Carries everybody’s worries even when she needs some peace. Chorus 🎵 Fair warning, she loves real hard, She’ll show up running when your world falls apart. She’s stubborn, she’s strong, she’s a beautiful storm, She’s never been interested in fitting the norm. She’ll make a plan, change the plan, then make one more, And Jordan’s still standing there asking, “Were we discussing this before?” 😂 She works hard, plays hard, gives everything she’s got— Fair warning before you meet Stephanie… You’re probably gonna love her a lot. 🎵 Bridge Don’t mistake her directness for a heart that doesn’t care, Because when life gets heavy, she’s the one you’ll find right there. Don’t mistake independence for never needing a hand, Sometimes the girl who’s holding everybody up Needs somebody who can stand— Right beside her, let her breathe, And remind her she can’t fix everything. Although she’ll probably answer, “Okay…but hear me out. I have an idea.” 😂 Final Chorus 🎵 Fair warning, here comes Stephanie, A little bit of chaos and a whole lot of loyalty. Mama, wife, provider, friend, She’ll give and give and give again. She’s loud when it matters, She’s soft where it counts, She’ll take on too much And somehow figure it out. So if she decides you’re one of her people, There’s one thing you should know— She’s keeping you forever, So you might as well go with the flow. 😂 Yeah, fair warning before you meet Stephanie… She’ll drive you crazy sometimes— But you’re gonna love her a lot. 🎵