Dirty Little Secret

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I was tryna act cool in my Sunday best Held my breath Chest tight Little funny in my chest One tiny mistake Thought I’d sneak a little chance Then uh-oh Oh no… I pooped my pants [Chorus] I pooped my pants (oh man) In the middle of the dance In my brand new pants Tried to walk it off like nothing was wrong But everybody smelled it before the next song I pooped my pants (oh man) That’s the story That’s the dance Of my unlucky pants Laugh if you want Point if you can But you ain’t really living till you poop your pants [Verse 2] Teacher said “Stand up Share with the class” I stood too quick Felt a storm in my… past Face turned red Did the penguin prance Prayed to every star “Don’t see my pants” [Chorus] I pooped my pants (oh man) In the middle of the dance In my brand new pants Tried to walk it off like nothing was wrong But everybody smelled it before the next song I pooped my pants (oh man) That’s the story That’s the dance Of my unlucky pants Laugh if you want Point if you can But you ain’t really living till you poop your pants [Bridge] One day you’ll cough And it won’t be safe You’ll trust a little toot And it’ll do you the same So when it happens We’ll start a new chant “Don’t freak out We all poop our pants!” [Chorus] I pooped my pants (oh man) In the middle of the dance In my brand new pants Tried to walk it off like nothing was wrong But everybody smelled it before the next song I pooped my pants (oh man) Now it’s funny Now I’ll dance in my second-chance pants Laugh all night Sing if you can Raise your hand if you ever Pooped your pants