Parker at KFC

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Parker wore a grin And a paper hat He said, “Take me there I need a snack” He hit the counter fast With a shiny plan One million popcorn chicken In his little hand The cashier blinked Like, “Say that again?” Parker nodded once Then nodded again [Pre-Chorus] He tapped his toes He cleared his throat He had a dream The size of a boat He said, “Make it crispy Make it quick” The register went Brrr-zip-click [Chorus] Parker at KFC Parker at KFC One million bites for me One million bites for me Parker at KFC Parker at KFC Bring the bucket, please Bring the bucket, please [Verse 2] They bagged his order up With a serious face Sixteen bags stacked high All over the place Parker tried to carry them But he slipped and slid Popcorn chicken rolling out Like a tiny kid One fell on his shoe One hit a chair One bounced off the window And flew through the air [Pre-Chorus] He laughed so hard He snorted “ha” Then asked the clerk “Can I get a straw?” She said, “For what?” He said, “You’ll see” Then fed a nugget To his tennis tee [Chorus] Parker at KFC Parker at KFC One million bites for me One million bites for me Parker at KFC Parker at KFC Bring the bucket, please Bring the bucket, please [Bridge] He made a mountain On the booth seat Little golden pebbles All neat, neat, neat He shared with everybody Left and right Even the guy Who just said, “Oh, nice” [Final Chorus] Parker at KFC Parker at KFC One million bites for me One million bites for me Parker at KFC Parker at KFC Bring the bucket, please Bring the bucket, please Parker at KFC Parker at KFC He bought the whole place clean He bought the whole place clean