David Lee Farted

Lyrics

[Verse 1] David Lee came through the door In those creased-up Sunday slacks He smiled like he knew a secret Then the room all took a step back He sat down slow by the window With a grin and a little lean I said, “What’s that look on your face?” He said, “Man, you’ll see what I mean” [Pre-Chorus] The air got thick The clock got still A tiny warning Ran up the hill [Chorus] David Lee farted Oh, David Lee farted He hit that note And the whole room started (whoa) David Lee farted Lord, David Lee farted We laughed so hard We could not be parted [Verse 2] Miss June dropped her paper fan Raymond turned his head to pray Even old Mr. Carlton Started looking for a place to stay It rolled out soft, then mighty Like a thunder in a shoebox He just shrugged and sipped his soda While the whole damn table rocked [Pre-Chorus] The walls gave way To shaky cheer That one small sound Was loud and clear [Chorus] David Lee farted Oh, David Lee farted He hit that note And the whole room started (whoa) David Lee farted Lord, David Lee farted We laughed so hard We could not be parted [Bridge] Now every time he walks in Folks scoot over a little bit Not out of fear, just respect For the legend and the gift He don’t need no big confession He don’t need no alibi When David Lee takes a breath Everybody hush and wait to try [Chorus] David Lee farted Oh, David Lee farted He hit that note And the whole room started (whoa) David Lee farted Lord, David Lee farted We laughed so hard We could not be parted [Outro] David Lee David Lee The man, the myth The mighty release (yeah)