I got caught standing around V

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I was standing around... looking like a clown... John Bland frowned. I was just standing around on the ground like a stranded a man in some strange land called Bland... I looked my left,..and saw Eli taking the nasty trash out .... Looked to my right... And I heard Scott King trick Wayne into a that's what she said joke ... Shawn was sittin in the dookie chamber counting them gripples for the speakers... It was true there was just nothing to do... I did my best but it was all a test I couldn't rest... ... . I was just trying to grab my tools from my truck but I looked like a fool... From the yonder of my eye, ... I saw John Blands truck. Uh oh. I saw them red tail lights flip on,.. and the truck kick into reverse and backed up really.... reallly... slow. John Bland ...had caught me standing around lookin like a clown in J town.... At that point... I knew I was Screwed. I got no standing around lecture it was so brain draining I'd rather be training on the ways lightning. Man all I wanted to do is go to a sandy beach and get a handy from a girl named Mandy but I ain't got enough of them bland labor units. My dreams and ambitions so big.. they think that I'm high because my mind wonders around into the ole yonder of the universe chasing my wonders and ambitions while learning the ways of lightning... but I ain't got enough Bland labor units to chase them dreams and leave this small town.. damn!... im still stranded in this strange land... It was Friday, I looked at my pay stub and I couldn't believe what i was hearing, my bland units went to a Somali leering center in Minnesota, I can't believe what I was hearing they're steering money and cheering while I'm fearing. One day, I will have enough dineros to leave this clown town and chase my dreams... but for now I will stay high and just try... again I find myself stranded in strange land called Bland. ... John Bland, ... that's why I was standing around and looking like a clown. I know I look a fool but it's cool.. yeah it's cool ...the people that rule use me a like tool and that ain't cool. So Yeah .. act like a fool so they don't max out your taxes it the faxes John