The Shakedown (Second Breakfast) by triplelooncats

Lyrics

[Intro] (Heavy Bass Beat kicks in) Yeah... New album. Same hunger. It’s 8:05 AM... and the bowl is empty. Watch me work. (Let's go!) [Verse 1] (TikTok Moment 1: The "Belly Suck" Manipulation) I walked up to Mom, gave a little squeak She said "You just ate," talkin' to me like I'm weak She thinks I'm chunky, says I need a diet But I got a master plan, yeah I’m gonna try it I exhale deep... suck the belly in Make the ribcage show, show her where I been I look like a skeleton, starvation is real (Sound effect: Stomach growl) But she ain't buyin' it, she won't give me the meal! [Chorus] (TikTok Moment 2: The Leg Hug Dance) So I find the leg... and I hug it tight (Hug it tight!) I wrap the paws around with all my might (All my might!) I’m shakin' my flubber on the denim jeans (Shakin' the flubber!) I’m the hungriest cat that you ever seen! (Ever seen!) I do the Leg Hug (Hey!) I do the Leg Hug (Ho!) Give me the Second Breakfast, let the kibble go! [Verse 2] (TikTok Moment 3: The "Dad is a Beta" Strategy) Mom blocked the pantry, so I pivot to the left I see the target, yeah I see the chef It’s Dad on the couch, yeah he’s the Beta male He don't care about the number on the scale If I gain 3 pounds? (He don't care!) If I gain 8 pounds? (He don't care!) I do the dance on his shin, purr loud in his ear He cracks the can open, the sound that I hear!