Allan In The Break Room

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Allan showed up late again With a donut in his hand Said, "I meant to bring two" Then ate the proof He wore one sock of each Like that was normal, man And somehow still looked Like he had a plan [Pre-Chorus] He nodded like a king At a broken printer light Tapped the screen twice Said, "We'll be fine" [Chorus] Allan, Allan Where'd you get that confidence? Allan, Allan Man, you make a mess look planned Allan, Allan You lost your badge again (again, again) But somehow Allan Still runs this land [Verse 2] At lunch he microwaved A fish with extra pride The whole room left in phases Like a fire drill line He told the boss "I got you" Then vanished from the chart Left one sticky note behind With a smiley and a fart [Pre-Chorus] He always has a reason It just arrives too late With crumbs on his collar And a coffee stain [Chorus] Allan, Allan Where'd you get that confidence? Allan, Allan Man, you make a mess look planned Allan, Allan You lost your badge again (again, again) But somehow Allan Still runs this land [Bridge] He borrowed my charger And called it a loan Returned it three weeks later With a cracked black phone I said, "Allan, why?" He said, "That's my brand" Then bowed to the vending machine Like it was his grandstand [Chorus] Allan, Allan Where'd you get that confidence? Allan, Allan Man, you make a mess look planned Allan, Allan You lost your badge again (again, again) But somehow Allan Still runs this land [Outro] Yeah, Allan What a guy (what a guy) Allan How do you even try?