BIRDS, BLAME, AND BEATS

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JIZZY J — THE FOUNDING MISS” WACK RATS! Before the legends… Before the stories… Before anybody knew what the hell we were doing… There was a founding member. His name is JAMES… But we know him as… JIZZY J! Jizzy J was there when the whole thing began, Nineteen ninety-eight—he was one of the men. He’s been chasing birds for all these years, But somehow the results keep bringing tears. He loads up the shotgun, says, “Watch this shot!” Bird flies over… Jizzy hits absolutely nothin’. He says, “Boys, I’m getting better, just give me some time,” We’ve been waiting since ’98— You ain’t improved a damn dime! JIZZY J! JIZZY J! Founding member, but he can’t hit shit today! He tries real hard, gives it all he’s got, But somehow the bird keeps getting away! JIZZY J! He’s giving it his best! But when it comes to hunting… THE BIRDS DO THE REST! He blames the wind, he blames the sun, Blames the shells and blames the gun. “Maybe it’s my heart,” Jizzy likes to say, But the Wack Rats know that’s bullshit anyway. “Doc says I shouldn’t shoot too fast!” Brother, at the rate you’re shooting birds, your heart’s gonna outlast your damn ammunition! He’ll talk a big game before they start, Then throw that excuse out before the second part. Everybody’s got reasons, everybody’s got flair, Jizzy’s got excuses and birds everywhere! JIZZY J! JIZZY J! Founding member of the Wack Rat way! He shoots high, he shoots low, Sometimes he shoots where the birds don’t go! JIZZY J! Give that man a chance! He might hit something… IF IT STOPS AND DOES A LITTLE DANCE! Who started the Wack Rats? JIZZY J! Who can’t hit a dove? JIZZY J! Who’s got an excuse? JIZZY J! Who’s still our brother? JIZZY J! Who’s gonna blame his heart? JIZZY J! Who’s full of shit? JIZZY J! JIZZY J! JIZZY J! Founding Rat from back in the day! He may not be the best with a gun, But he’s damn sure earned his place in the fun! He’ll keep on trying, He’ll keep on missin’, He’ll keep telling stories about the birds he’s “almost” hittin’! JIZZY J! Raise your beer up high! The Wack Rats wouldn’t be the same without this legendary guy! From 1998 to forever… He may never be the best hunter. He may never hit as many birds as the rest. But one thing’s for damn sure— JIZZY J WILL ALWAYS BE A WACK RAT FOUNDING MEMBER! WACK RATS FOREVER!