Shadow‑Slick Secret Agent

Lyrics

I’ve been thinking of a way to pay you back for all you’ve done for me, Since the day we met you’ve been saving this wild ol’ fool, you see. You saved my life a couple different times, Kept me out of trouble more than a dozen more, You put up with my nonsense and every night I snore. Chorus So here’s what this crazy cowboy’s fixin’ to do, I’m buyin’ a sharp black suit, shiny shoes, and some dark shades too. I’m gonna be your personal Secret Service agent , twenty-four-seven, stuck like glue, Open your car door real smooth while I’m scanning for danger left and right. I’ll strut in front on the sidewalk, clearing a path with a stone-cold stare, One hand tucked deep in my jacket like I’m two seconds from drawing air. Folks’ll whisper “Lord, who is she? Must be somebody big!” But when they reach for an autograph… BAM! Karate chop right to the neck, kid! Verse 2 We’ll armor up my truck with bullet-proof glass and a smoke screen switch, Two big mean Dobermans in the yard named “Bite” and “Don’t Flinch.” Security cameras rolling, surveillance drones buzzing around our necks Nobody gets within ten feet unless I run a full background check, Chorus Yeah, I’m gonna be your personal Secret Service agent twenty-four-seven, stuck like glue, Open your car door real smooth while I’m scanning for danger left and right. I’ll strut in front on the sidewalk, clearing a path with a stone-cold stare, One hand tucked deep in my jacket like I’m two seconds from drawing air. Folks’ll whisper “Lord, who is she? Must be somebody big!” But when they reach for an autograph… BAM! Karate chop right to the neck, kid! Bridge I know you’re probably looking at me like I’ve finally lost my dang mind, But darlin’, this ridiculous plan is how this grateful man shows his love, one of a kind. Twenty-two years you carried me — now it’s my turn to stand tall, Suit, shades, karate chops and all. So whenever you’re ready, baby, just say the word and I’ll suit right up tomorrow, I’ll protect you like the President till every last debt is paid in full, no sorrow. Your over-the-top Secret Service man, crazy as can be… That’s how I love you, darlin’ — suit, shades, and karate chops the new me.