Gooned by the Insurance

Lyrics

(Verse 1) Well ol’ Ben McKane’s a Gooner lad, Drivin’ down the lane, feelin’ mighty bad, Tapped the lady’s bumper, oh lord above, Now he’s payin’ nineteen hundred for that love! (Pre-Chorus) He said, “I swear I only blinked!” (Yeehaw!) But the claim form said “you’re finished, son, we think!” (Chorus) He got gooned by the insurance, oh mercy me, Wallet cryin’ louder than a banshee tree, That lady’s fine, but his bank ain’t sane, That’s the ballad of ol’ Ben McKane! (Drop – Hardstyle section) 🎶 “GOONED! GOONED! BY THE INSURANCE!” 🎶 (kick drum goes brrr) 🎶 “Nineteen hundred, never the same!” 🎶 (yee-haw screech sample) (Verse 2) Now he’s polishin’ headlights, checkin’ brakes twice, Learned that karma don’t come cheap, but it sure feels nice, He said, “Next time, boys, I’ll take the train!” But we all know he’ll drive again… (Bridge) He’s a rizzed-up Gooner with a payment plan, Got humbled by the system, but he’s still that man, When Arsenal score, he forgets the pain, Till the bill comes knockin’ again… (Final Chorus) He got gooned by the insurance, that’s his fate, £1900 — what a first-rate date, If drivin’ was a sport, he’d take the blame, That’s the legend of Ben McKane!