Undercover Queen - Agent Lulu Runs the Operation

Lyrics

[Intro – ticking clock, vinyl crackle and mysterious piano] [Spoken – whispered] Midnight. Headquarters is quiet. The humans are sleeping… Perfect. Time to take control of the operation. [Beat Drops – upright bass and hiphop drums] [Verse 1 – rhythmic jazz rap] Silent paws moving down the hall, Fluffy little shadow, but I notice it all. Every secret meeting, every whispered plan, I know what you’re doing before you began. Hat tilted low, red scarf tied tight, I’m working undercover in the middle of the night. One ear on the humans, one eye on the door, And a highly classified treat beneath the floor. They call me cute—what a dangerous mistake, I’m already three moves ahead when they wake. They think they make the rules around here, But I trained every human in less than a year. [Pre-Chorus] I give them one look, They understand. No need for talking When I’m in command. A flick of my tail, A tap of my feet— Suddenly my dinner Comes with extra meat. [Chorus] I’m the undercover queen, The boss behind the scene. The coolest secret agent That the world has ever seen. I’ve got jazz in my walk, Hiphop in my soul. Spy magic in my pocket, And the mission under control. I’m the undercover queen, Sharp, fluffy and clean. I don’t follow the operation— The operation follows me. [Post-Chorus – backing vocals] Who runs the night? [Agent Lulu] I do! Who cracks the code? [Agent Lulu] I do! Who stole the snack? [Agent Lulu] That question has been Classified for you. [Verse 2 – playful rap] I can open any meeting with a powerful stare, Then steal your whole chair like it wasn’t there. You can call it rude, I call it command, You moved for a second—it was clearly unplanned. My human says, “Lulu, you’re not the chief.” I raise one eyebrow in complete disbelief. Who patrols the windows? Who guards the gate? Who reminds everybody when dinner is late? Who finds every crumb that falls to the ground? Who hears a cheese wrapper without making a sound? Who keeps this family safe every day? Exactly, darling—there’s nothing more to say. [Pre-Chorus] I don’t need medals, I don’t need fame. The whole room changes When they hear my name. One little power move, One elegant spin— Before you know the game has started, I already win. [Chorus] I’m the undercover queen, The boss behind the scene. The coolest secret agent That the world has ever seen. I’ve got jazz in my walk, Hiphop in my soul. Spy magic in my pocket, And the mission under control. I’m the undercover queen, Sharp, fluffy and clean. I don’t follow the operation— The operation follows me. [Instrumental Break – saxophone solo and record scratches] [Spoken – Agent Lulu’s training manual] Lesson one: Enter every room as if it belongs to you. Lesson two: Never ask for the treat. Make them believe it was their idea. Lesson three: If the mission goes wrong… Blame the human. You’re welcome. [Rap Bridge – fast and confident] Left paw, right paw, slide through the dark, No alarm needed—I’ve got one perfect bark. Eyes on the target, nose on the clue, There’s nowhere to hide when I’m coming for you. Power in the posture, class in the stride, A loyal little lion with her family beside. Soft like a cloud, but my mind stays keen, Make way, make way for the undercover queen! I’m brains with beauty, fluff with flair, I leave secret pawprints everywhere. No cape required, no fancy machine, Just natural talent and a little caffeine— [Beat Stops] [Human Voice] Lulu, dogs can’t drink coffee! [Agent Lulu] That explains why yours was missing. [Beat Returns] [Final Chorus – full brass and layered vocals] I’m the undercover queen, The boss behind the scene. The boldest secret agent That the world has ever seen. I’ve got jazz in my walk, Hiphop in my soul. A red-hot attitude And the mission under control. I’m the undercover queen, A four-pawed dream machine. I don’t follow the operation— The operation follows me. [Backing Vocals] Undercover! Undercover! Everybody bow down to the undercover queen! [Outro – smoky saxophone and finger snaps] [Spoken – soft and confident] Headquarters secured. Humans successfully managed. Treat supply under investigation. Everything is exactly As I planned. Agent Lulu… Your undercover queen. Over and out.