Reindeer Trouble

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Granny got hit by a reindeer I didn't know what to do I stood there holding the mailbox Like that could help me through Snow boots skidded on the porch step She just laughed and shook her head Then she patted that wild old antler Like he knew what he had said [Pre-Chorus] I said, "Granny, are you okay?" She said, "Baby, don't you fret" That reindeer bowed in the driveway And I ain't recovered yet [Chorus] Granny got hit by a reindeer What am I supposed to do? Granny got hit by a reindeer I didn't know what to do She got up, got up easy Now she's dating a reindeer too Granny got hit by a reindeer And I don't know what to do [Verse 2] She wore red socks to the dinner He chewed hay right off the plate Said he comes around for Thursdays And he always shows up late Now he's hanging on the front porch With his nose in Mama's pie Granny says, "He's got good manners" I just blink and ask her why [Pre-Chorus] I said, "Granny, are you okay?" She said, "Honey, he's so sweet" Then she winked at that old reindeer And tapped her dancing feet [Chorus] Granny got hit by a reindeer What am I supposed to do? Granny got hit by a reindeer I didn't know what to do She got up, got up easy Now she's dating a reindeer too Granny got hit by a reindeer And I don't know what to do [Bridge] He brings her shiny ribbon She calls him "my dear" The whole town keeps on talking But Granny's crystal clear [Final Chorus] Granny got hit by a reindeer What am I supposed to do? Granny got hit by a reindeer I didn't know what to do She got up, got up easy Now she's dating a reindeer too Granny got hit by a reindeer And I don't know what to do (What am I supposed to do?) (Granny got hit by a reindeer)