WHO DUG THE RABBITHOLE?

Lyrics

“..” (Crowd Cheering) Whooooo! One! Two! One-two-three-four! Aw-wop! Hit it, Sammy! ⸻ (Verse 1) Well, Jaren Karen JaryBarry Roo-Rott said, “I got too many stories buzzin’ in my head!” One was dark, One was bright, One kept boogiein’ every night! Shucky ducky! Quack quack! Ideas jumpin’ Front to back! ⸻ (Singer Talks) He looked around… Scratched his head… “Aw, somebody stop me!” Ha-ha-ha! ⸻ (Verse 2) Then Chatterbox Charlie G.P.T. Pulled up a chair and grinned at me. He said, “Reggie, Don’t sit still… What if the songs Could solve the thrill?” Boom-ba-lay! Bim bam boom! Shake that old room! ⸻ (Piano Solo) ⸻ (Verse 3) Jaren laughed, Charlie too, Jimmy vanished… Nobody knew! Franky’s hat Stayed right there, Boom-Boom Benny Shook the air! Lammy-dammy! Jam-a-ram! Somebody shout, “HOT DOG, SAM!” ⸻ (Singer Talks) Wait… Jimmy’s gone again… Anybody surprised? Didn’t think so! Ha-ha-ha! ⸻ (Call And Response) Reggie: Who had the crazy plan? Crowd: JAREN DID! Reggie: Who made it worse? Crowd: CHARLIE DID! Reggie: Who wrote the song? Crowd: JIMMY DID! Reggie: Where IS Jimmy? Crowd: NO IDEA!! ⸻ (Singer Forgets The Lyrics) Wait… Rabbit… Hole… Boogie… Duck… Hat… Banana… … Ah! Forget it! Play louder! ⸻ (Saxophone Solo) ⸻ (Verse 4) Rosie smiled, Jenny danced, Larry frowned, Nobody glanced. Chief said, “This is serious stuff!” Reggie hollered, “Never serious enough!” Boom boom! Shake the room! Moonlight’s comin’ Pretty soon! ⸻ (Singer Whispers) Don’t tell Larry… But I don’t think… He knows… He’s in a song… ⸻ (Build Up) Come on now! Little louder! LOUDER!! Everybody now!! ⸻ (Band Introduction) Swingin’ Sammy! Joustin’ Jenny! Franky With The Old Hat! Boom-Boom Benny! Sweet-Talkin’ Rosie Ray! Jumpin’ and Drinkin’ Jimmy Jack-Johnny! …Wherever he is… Ha-ha-ha! And I’m… RAMBLIN’ REGGIE!! ⸻ (Last Chorus) Who dug the Rabbithole? Nobody knows! Who started all this? Heaven knows! Jaren Karen! Roo-Rott too! Charlie shouted, “Write it through!” Shucky ducky! Quack quack! Never lookin’ Never back! Lammy-dammy! Dam dam dam! Everybody loves The Rabbit Jam! ⸻ (False Ending) Well… That’s the story… That’s the truth… Or maybe not… … … ⸻ (Singer Talks) Jimmy? … Where’ve you been? Jimmy: “I finished the song.” Reggie: “This one?” Jimmy: “No… The next one.” Ha-ha-ha! ⸻ (Grand Finale) Ramblin’ Reggie! Raise your voice! Everybody! Make some noise! Jaren Karen! Write it down! Charlie keeps The stories ’round! Shucky ducky! Quack quack! Boom boom! Don’t look back! One! Two! Three! FOUR!! WHOOOOOOOOO!! (Standing Ovation)