FUNCLE Nick

Lyrics

🎸 “FUNCLE NICK (Money Please Version)” — Comedy Lyrics 🎶 Verse 1 When FUNCLE Nick gets home, the whole house pops, Four nephews, two nieces doing WWE drops. Amelia’s smiling, Rio’s zooming like a furry grenade, Someone screams “HE’S BACK!” and the chaos parade is made. He can’t take two steps before he’s swarmed at the knees, Kids climbing like monkeys yelling, “Money please!” Rio’s stealing socks, Amelia’s trying to film, FUNCLE Nick walks in and the house goes feral on him. ⸻ 🎶 Pre-Chorus He’s got snacks in his pockets, jokes in his tone, That belly he flashes like it’s fully grown art on loan. He warns, “Don’t touch my belly button, that’s the no-no zone!” So of course six tiny hands immediately go for the throne. ⸻ 🎶 Chorus F-U-N-C-L-E — everybody scream “FUNCLE NICK!” He’s the human jungle gym, the wild party trick. Comes home with Amelia and their chaos dog Rio, Turns bedtime into a rock-and-roll rodeo. Yeah, FUNCLE NICK — he’s the family spark, The bearded legend lighting up the dark. Kids chanting at him like tiny MCs: “FUNCLE NICK… Money please!” ⸻ 🎶 Verse 2 Pancakes shaped like dinosaurs, syrup everywhere, Two nephews fighting, nieces braiding his hair. Rio knocks over a lamp, Amelia grabs a broom — FUNCLE Nick shrugs like, “Yeah, this tracks for this room.” He carries kids like luggage, one left, one right, A niece perched on his shoulders like a human kite. He says, “I’m too old for this,” but we all see the tease — He lives for the chaos… and the chorus of “Money please!” ⸻ 🎶 Pre-Chorus He mixes chocolate milk like some bartender star, Kids screaming “FUNCLE!” like he’s on guitar. He looks at Amelia with a “save me please,” But she just laughs as the kids chant “Money please!” ⸻ 🎶 Chorus F-U-N-C-L-E — everybody yell “FUNCLE NICK!” He’s the circus ringleader, the family’s top pick. Comes rolling in with Amelia and their canine Romeo, Turns grandma’s house into a backstage rodeo. Yeah, FUNCLE NICK — with the belly display, Wild beard swagger and a kid buffet. Every niece and nephew dropping to their knees: “FUNCLE NICK… Money please!” ⸻ 🎶 Bridge Four nephews run, two nieces jump, Someone spilled juice, someone took a lump. Rio’s eating crayons, Amelia’s keeping peace, FUNCLE Nick whispers, “I love them… but please release.” ⸻ 🎶 Final Chorus / Outro F-U-N-C-L-E — everybody shout “FUNCLE NICK!” He’s the chaos conductor, the comic sidekick. With Amelia and Rio, they bring the full breeze — And the kids surround him chanting “Money please!” Yeah, FUNCLE NICK — he’s the legend that sticks, The fun, the heart, the belly-button tricks. Wherever he goes, one truth agrees: He’s FUNCLE NICK… And the kids yell… “Money pleeeeease!”