Crazy Weatherman

Lyrics

[Verse 1 - Both - Male Guttural Growls / Female High Screams] THE WEATHERMAN ANTICIPATES A HURRICANE! I START TO COMMENT ON HOW HE'S SO INSANE! SOMEWHERE I FEEL THE UNBEARABLE PAIN! TAKING PLACE ONTO MY BRAIN! [Verse 2 - Both - Male Guttural Growls / Female High Screams] EVERY DAY ON THE WEATHER CHANNEL HE SHOUTS! THEN HE GOES THROUGH VARIOUS WHEREABOUTS! HE TELLS PEOPLE ABOUT THE STORMS COMING! AND IN DESPERATION HE STARTS HUMMING! [Pre-Chorus - Both - Male Guttural Growls / Female High Screams] THE CRAZY WEATHERMAN SCREAMS IN FEAR! THE CRAZY WEATHERMAN COMES OUT OF THE CLEAR! THE CRAZY WEATHERMAN WASTES MONEY ON BEER! THE CRAZY WEATHERMAN SHOUTS IN EVERY EAR! [Chorus - Both - Male Guttural Growls / Female High Screams] HE SAYS THE WEATHER DESTROYS THE HUMAN LIFESPAN! HE CLAIMS THAT HE'LL SAVE AS MUCH FOOD AS HE CAN! ON BEHALF OF US, WE HAPPEN TO REMAIN SO DEADPAN! THINGS SEEM TO TURN OUT, HE'S A CRAZY WEATHERMAN! [Verse 3 - Both - Male Guttural Growls / Female High Screams] THE CRAZY WEATHERMAN STORMS OUT OF THE SCENE! HIS MIND COMES OUT INSANELY UNCLEAN! COMING OUT AS SOME RAGING ANGER MACHINE! THEN DEMANDS SOCIETY GOES COMPLETELY GREEN! [Verse 4 - Both - Male Guttural Growls / Female High Screams] THE CRAZY WEATHERMAN COMES BACK FOR MORE! AFTER SPENDING A LENGTHY DURATION ON THE FLOOR! WHERE WE ALL HEAR HIM LOUDLY SNORE! AND NOW HIS MIND BEGINS TO LOUDLY ROAR! [Pre-Chorus - Both - Male Guttural Growls / Female High Screams] THE CRAZY WEATHERMAN SCREAMS IN FEAR! THE CRAZY WEATHERMAN COMES OUT OF THE CLEAR! THE CRAZY WEATHERMAN WASTES MONEY ON BEER! THE CRAZY WEATHERMAN SHOUTS IN EVERY EAR! [Chorus - Both - Male Guttural Growls / Female High Screams] HE SAYS THE WEATHER DESTROYS THE HUMAN LIFESPAN! HE CLAIMS THAT HE'LL SAVE AS MUCH FOOD AS HE CAN! ON BEHALF OF US, WE HAPPEN TO REMAIN SO DEADPAN! THINGS SEEM TO TURN OUT, HE'S A CRAZY WEATHERMAN! [Instrumental Solo] [Verse 5 - Both - Male Guttural Growls / Female High Screams] THE CRAZY WEATHERMAN DEVELOPS THE STRENGTH OF THE INSANE! THEN HE ACCUSES HOW EVEN THE NICEST WEATHER IS INHUMANE! HIS FACE ERUPTS AND ANGER GROWS, SHOWING US EVERY VEIN! HE SUDDENLY PANICS AND BECOMES SCARED OF THE RAIN! [Pre-Chorus - Both - Male Guttural Growls / Female High Screams] THE CRAZY WEATHERMAN SCREAMS IN FEAR! THE CRAZY WEATHERMAN COMES OUT OF THE CLEAR! THE CRAZY WEATHERMAN WASTES MONEY ON BEER! THE CRAZY WEATHERMAN SHOUTS IN EVERY EAR! [Chorus - Both - Male Guttural Growls / Female High Screams] HE SAYS THE WEATHER DESTROYS THE HUMAN LIFESPAN! HE CLAIMS THAT HE'LL SAVE AS MUCH FOOD AS HE CAN! ON BEHALF OF US, WE HAPPEN TO REMAIN SO DEADPAN! THINGS SEEM TO TURN OUT, HE'S A CRAZY WEATHERMAN! [Outro - Both - Male Guttural Growls / Female High Screams] HE'S A CRAZY WEATHERMAN! HE'S SUCH A CRAZY WEATHERMAN! HE AIN'T NOTHING BUT A CRAZY WEATHERMAN! WHAT A CRAZY WEATHERMAN!