Lance Keeps Trippin'
edgy urban rap bass-heavyLyrics
[Verse]
Lance always trippin', lost his jacket Tuesday,
Findin' dusty kicks in the Lost and Found fray,
Old hat, gym bag, even found a toupee,
Cycle counters mad, they be hollerin' "no way!"
[Verse 2]
Shift starts, pockets full, ends up empty,
Left his keys, phone, and a bottle of green tea,
Inventory scramble, got ‘em feelin’ so rent-free,
Lance’s mess, a cycle count calamity.
[Chorus]
Lance keeps trippin', got us goin' insane,
Lost and Found blowin' up like propane,
Counters countin', numbers causin' pain,
Everyday this issue, it's a real shame.
[Verse 3]
Morning, Lance arrives, coat already gone,
By noon, there's a pile, can’t keep up long,
Wallets, watches, once a physics tome,
Got ‘em thinkin’ they in Twilight Zone.
[Verse 4]
Day's end, everybody sighin' in despair,
List so long, feels like we breathin' no air,
Lance walks in, hands up in snare,
"C’mon y’all, really? I'm just tryin' to be fair!"
[Bridge]
Lance keeps trippin', nowhere to stow,
Lost and Found overflowin', givin' us woe,
Cycle counters stressin', numbers grow,
Every item found, it's him they know.