Snack-Sized Disaster

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Woke up late To my "new year New me" alarm Hit snooze eight times Guess growth can wait till March Burnt my toast Then I dropped it butter-side down If karma’s real It really hates this town [Chorus] I’m just a snack-sized disaster (hey!) Fun-sized chaos in a wrapper Life keeps saying “read the chapter” I’m skimming like it doesn’t matter Snack-sized disaster (oh!) Tiny storm in a takeout platter If things get worse any faster I’ll charge admission for the laughter [Verse 2] Texted “I love you” To my dentist by mistake He replied “thanks” And booked another date Tried to “eat clean” Ordered fries with a side of fries My fitness app Sent thoughts and prayers and sighs [Chorus] I’m just a snack-sized disaster (yeah!) Fun-sized chaos in a wrapper Life keeps saying “read the chapter” I’m skimming like it doesn’t matter Snack-sized disaster (oh-oh) Tiny storm in a takeout platter If things get worse any faster I’ll charge admission for the laughter [Bridge] Maybe I’m Not built for perfection But I’m great At poor direction If clumsy hearts Need a master I’ll teach a class in Beautiful disaster (woo!) [Chorus] I’m just a snack-sized disaster (hey!) Fun-sized chaos in a wrapper Life keeps saying “read the chapter” I’m skimming like it doesn’t matter Snack-sized disaster (oh!) Tiny storm in a takeout platter Come pull up a chair Share the chatter We’ll turn this mess into our laughter