Dad's Bathroom Blues

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Dad hit the bathroom Like a thunderstorm He locked that door And the house got warm Footsteps shook the floor Then a mighty sigh Mom yelled, "You okay?" He said, "I'm alive" [Pre-Chorus] The tiles started rattlin' The mirror started to shake I heard the whole foundation Say, "For heaven's sake" [Chorus] Daddy's poop, daddy's poop Holy cow, it hit like a coup Daddy's poop, daddy's poop We all ran when the smell came through Daddy's poop, daddy's poop Big bad news in the middle of the room Daddy's poop, daddy's poop (Back up, back up, boom boom boom) [Verse 2] He came out proud With a paper towel crown He said, "No one in this town Can wear me down" We opened every window We sprayed half the hall Even the family dog Would not crawl back at all [Pre-Chorus] The tiles started rattlin' The mirror started to shake I heard the whole foundation Say, "For heaven's sake" [Chorus] Daddy's poop, daddy's poop Holy cow, it hit like a coup Daddy's poop, daddy's poop We all ran when the smell came through Daddy's poop, daddy's poop Big bad news in the middle of the room Daddy's poop, daddy's poop (Back up, back up, boom boom boom) [Bridge] [Breakdown] Tissue on the counter Fan on full blast Everybody in the family Praying it would pass Then Dad just laughed Like a king on his throne Said, "Boy, that's the price Of living too bold" [Final Chorus] Daddy's poop, daddy's poop Holy cow, it hit like a coup Daddy's poop, daddy's poop We all ran when the smell came through Daddy's poop, daddy's poop Big bad news in the middle of the room Daddy's poop, daddy's poop (Back up, back up, boom boom boom)