Hey Hopper

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hopper wore two different shoes to the county fair Put a pancake in his pocket, said, “I’ll save it there” He waved at a scarecrow, tripped over a chair Then bowed like a movie star with confetti in his hair [Pre-Chorus] He loses his keys while they’re hanging from his hand Makes a five-minute plan and forgets the first command [Chorus] Hey Hopper, goofy guy You make the whole room laugh when you walk by Hey Hopper, what a scene You’re the funniest fellow that we’ve ever seen With a hiccup and a hop and a grin so wide There’s never a dull moment with you inside Hey Hopper, goofy guy Keep being you, don’t even try [Verse 2] Hopper brought a ladder to a one-step porch Tried to toast a sandwich with a camping torch He called his own reflection, “Buddy, where’d you go?” Then apologized politely to the bathroom mirror below [Pre-Chorus] He tells a joke backward, laughs before the punchline lands Drops his ice cream cone and catches it with both hands [Chorus] Hey Hopper, goofy guy You make the whole room laugh when you walk by Hey Hopper, what a scene You’re the funniest fellow that we’ve ever seen With a hiccup and a hop and a grin so wide There’s never a dull moment with you inside Hey Hopper, goofy guy Keep being you, don’t even try [Bridge] If the day feels gray, he’ll wear a purple hat If the dog steals his sandwich, he’ll thank the dog for that He may miss the bus, but he’ll wave as it goes Then dance all the way home in his mismatched clothes [Final Chorus] Hey Hopper, goofy guy You turn every little blunder into a reason to fly Hey Hopper, what a scene You’re the brightest bit of funny in the whole routine With a hiccup and a hop and a grin so wide There’s never a dull moment with you inside Hey Hopper, goofy guy Keep being you, don’t even try [Outro] Hopper, Hopper, king of the flop One more silly story, then we’ll never stop Hopper, Hopper, goofy guy Take a little bow and give the moon a high five