Lyrics

(Intro: Heavy guitar riff, blast beats)

(Verse 1 - Growled vocals)
Born from schrimp and capybara, an abomination spawned
Gilbert, the freak of nature, his existence cursed and scorned
Half-dog, half-schrimp, a twisted creature from the depths
His pee-propelled jetpack, a demon's wings of death

(Chorus - Guttural screams)
Gilbert! Spawn of Schrimp and Capybara!
Gilbert! Defecating devastation, terror from afar!
Gilbert! Fueled by Pringles, Sour Cream and Onion blight!
Gilbert! Bow before the hybrid horror, tremble at his might!

(Verse 2 - Growled vocals)
Bullied by the schrimp horde, revenge consumed his mind
Projectile poop his weapon, leave foes in brown behind
Soaring on his pee stream, raining fecal hell below
Gilbert's fury unleashed, a scataclysmic show

(Chorus)

(Bridge - Spoken word, ominous tone)
In the murky depths, a legend grows
Of a creature half-schrimp, half-dog, who knows
The power of the Pringle, the sour cream and onion key
To fuel his jetpack, his poop artillery

(Guitar solo - Wailing, discordant)

(Chorus)

(Outro - Growled vocals, fading)
Gilbert, the abomination, the scourge of pond and land
Beware his poop projectiles, his sour cream command
Half-dog, half-capybara, half-schrimp, all fright
Gilbert, the hybrid horror, the death metal schrimp of might!

(End with feedback, distortion)