Chew's sad career

Lyrics

There's a man, he goes by chew, and he's the definition of no IQ. *Verse* He can't drive for shit, he can't work for shit and the last time he mowed the lawn he lost 5 toes to the blade *Chorus* Chew chew where's your IQ? He's dumber than a man could be he can hardly put on a shoe. *Verse* He loves armor all more than his wife he even uses it for lube. He's addicted to cream soda and he bobs his head like a fucked up bobblehead. *Chorus* Chew chew where's your IQ? He's so dumb he can't even put in a shoe. When he takes the IQ test it comes back negative. All he can do, is Bob the stupid head *Verse* Tom told him a hundred times, chew stop being you. If you mess it up again like that you're gonna get canned for low IQ. *Chorus* chew chew what you gonna do? Your IQ is lower than a, fuckin rock. Chew chew you're gonna lose your job, chew chew where's your IQ? It's not here. It's not there. It's not anywhere. Chew chew can't put on his shoe. He does exactly what he's told not to do He's stupid yeah he's chewpid. *Verse* Tom looks at chew as he has to yell at him again. He's obviously lost in chew land bobbing his stupid head. Tom turns to the wall and says "I might as well talk to the fuckin wall" *Chorus* Oh no! Chew chew made an illegal u-turn and crashed the chew truck. Chew chew spilled Cream soda all over him. Chew chew tripped on a stupid rope and fell, has he laid in the concrete he watched his computer sore through the air. Chew chew why can't you pay attention to anything around you this is the reason everybody calls you chew! *Verse* His boss told him, chew chew Go learn how to put on a shoe and maybe you have 1 IQ. You're fired chew get the fuck out of my office you dumb ass *Bridge* He's chewing He's chewing He's chewing Chewpid chewpid fuckin chew *Guitar solo* *Chorus* Chew chew what you gonna do? No one likes you because you're a fool. Chew chew, stupid ass chew. Your screws aren't loose they're gone and the threads are rusted beyond repair. *Drum solo* *Final chorus* Chew chew chew what the hell did you do. You done got fired for being a chewpid chew