Sunday Morning Emergency

Lyrics

[Intro] Sunday morning, half past ten I thought I knew where this would end [Verse 1] Coffee on the counter, socks on the floor I made a break for the bathroom door One tiny problem, one terrible clue My stomach had a schedule and it followed through [Pre-Chorus] I tried to act casual, tried to stay cool But my body had rewritten every rule [Chorus] I wanna X like I went to the bathroom to on Sunday I wanna X like I went to the bathroom to on Sunday No warning, no grace, no time to explain Just me and the tiles in a losing campaign I wanna X like I went to the bathroom to on Sunday [Verse 2] The toilet paper waved like a surrender flag My dignity packed up in a little paper bag I texted my friend, “I might be late” They said, “Again?” and I said, “Fate.” [Pre-Chorus] I washed my hands and fixed my hair Then walked back out like nothing happened there [Chorus] I wanna X like I went to the bathroom to on Sunday I wanna X like I went to the bathroom to on Sunday No warning, no grace, no time to explain Just me and the tiles in a losing campaign I wanna X like I went to the bathroom to on Sunday [Bridge] Sunday brunch can wait a minute There’s a crisis and I’m in it If you ask me where I’ve been I’ll say, “Somewhere I can’t begin!” [Final Chorus] I wanna X like I went to the bathroom to on Sunday I wanna X like I went to the bathroom to on Sunday The family’s calling, the pancakes are cold But bathroom legends never get old I wanna X like I went to the bathroom to on Sunday [Outro] Next Sunday, I’ll plan ahead Or at least wear different pants instead