Portal Billionaire's Dark Triumph

Lyrics

[INTRO — quiet, bored, almost whispered] Yo... give me a beat. Aw jeez... [BEAT DROPS] [VERSE 1 — calm, cocky, sinister] I make it rain all year, ain't gotta wait for Summer She talk like she the heat, whole time I'm still above her Evil Morty ain't evil, he just stopped pretending to care Took the mask off, showed his colors—Rick got mad 'cause he saw his there Funny how the smartest man can still be blind to his reflection Build a whole empire just to run from his own imperfections Or maybe this leads to narcissism Crazy how a version of you ended up killing the woman you love Doesn't that just blow your mind? You didn't even care about Morty Prime Instead you wanted to commit a crime Erasing every Diane in time [FLOW CHANGE — colder, faster] And somehow your own Morty caught on to your design Started seeing through the bullshit, started reading every line Then he hit you with the truth—now I'm stealing that line Aw jeez... Little Morty learned the trick Now tell me, Rick, who's really sick? See, Rick? Even a Morty can learn your trick. [BEAT CUT — 4–8 BARS] Soft synth... Distant vocal... Bass disappears... [QUIET — almost laughing] Heh... Guess I'm not the Morty you expected. [BEAT SLAMS BACK IN — DARK 808] [VERSE 2 — EVIL MORTY ENERGY] Morty and Doofus, we come out ruthless, leave a Rick toothless All these Mortys oblivious, all these Ricks ridiculous Me and Doofus hit the yacht, laughing like we always do Pool full of money, diving in it like Scrooge do Gucci on the portal gun, every jump a different view Lamborghini flying through dimensions, tell me where we going to? I don't chase the money, money chase me through the portal Turn a garage into a castle, now the driveway look immortal Whole room getting quiet when I walk in with a grin They were laughing at the Morty—now they're asking to get in I got worlds behind me, got a universe to spend If this dimension gets boring, I just open up again [FLOW SPEEDS UP] New car, new world, new chain, new plan New portal, new yacht, new watch on my hand They keep asking who's the boss— I don't answer, I just am [HOOK — CALM, CATCHY, MENACING] Aw jeez... Look what Morty did Aw jeez... Guess the little Morty flipped You thought I needed Rick I was learning from the script Now I'm counting up dimensions While you're counting up your mistakes [VERSE 3 — DARKER] I don't need applause, I don't need validation I bought the whole damn room, that's ownership, not conversation Rick got a god complex, I got several universes Difference is, when I talk shit, I can actually back the verses C-137 got trauma, Prime got blood on his name Every Rick got a story, every Morty got a reason I just turned mine into a game I'm not evil, I'm efficient I'm not lucky, I'm persistent I'm not hiding from the system I just bought the whole damn system [BEAT BREAK — LOW VOICE] You know what's funny? Everybody thinks Morty needs a Rick. [PAUSE] I never did. [FINAL DROP — FULL MENACE] Morty and Doofus, that's a billionaire alliance Two bosses in the room, ain't nobody getting guidance Laughing at the Ricks while the portal gun ignites Lamborghini through the stars, doing donuts through the night All these Mortys oblivious All these Ricks ridiculous They wanted me harmless— [PAUSE] Now I'm dangerous. [OUTRO — whispered] Aw jeez...