Parker on Purpose

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Parker wore two different socks Said, "That’s a fashion thing" He put his cereal in the fridge And lost his wedding ring He tried to text his mom at noon Typed "mop" instead of "mom" Then ate a spoonful of hot sauce Like, "Yep, that’s how I come" [Pre-Chorus] Oh no, Parker Here we go again He’s got a plan That makes no sense [Chorus] Parker, Parker, what a guy Parker trips and asks me why Parker, Parker, bless that brain He makes a mess and calls it change (Go, Parker) He’s a joke and he’s the joke [Verse 2] He brought a spoon to eat a steak Said, "I like to keep it neat" He waved at a vending machine And called it "sir" in the street He wore his backpack on his chest Like he was born to dive Then asked the dog to guard his shoes While he did jumping jives [Pre-Chorus] Oh no, Parker What’s that sound? That’s his pride Hitting the ground [Chorus] Parker, Parker, what a guy Parker trips and asks me why Parker, Parker, bless that brain He makes a mess and calls it change (Parker!) He’s a joke and he’s the joke [Bridge] He locked his keys inside the fridge And laughed until he cried Said, "I might be a little lost But I got style and drive" He’s wrong in every possible way And somehow kind of right [Final Chorus] Parker, Parker, what a guy Parker trips and asks me why Parker, Parker, bless that brain He makes a mess and calls it change (Go, Parker) He’s a joke and he’s the joke (Parker, Parker) He’s a joke and he’s the joke