WEASLEY TWIN TROUBLE

Lyrics

Verse 1 Two red-headed menaces, trouble on cue, Fred cries, “Let’s do it!” — George cries, “Me too!” Dungbombs are flying all over the floor, McGonagall growls, “Not those two anymore!” Fireworks bursting and lighting the hall, Filch starts to chase them, then slips in a fall. Snape watches silently, dressed all in black, Muttering, “Obviously… they’re coming back.” Chorus BANG! CRACK! WEASLEY ATTACK! Run down the corridor — don’t you look back! BOOM! BANG! HERE THEY COME! Double the trouble and double the fun! BANG! CRACK! HEAR THE SCHOOL ROAR! Hogwarts is shaking from ceiling to floor! Laughing and running, as wild as can be— FRED AND GEORGE: DOUBLE TROUBLE GUARANTEED! Verse 2 Extendable Ears underneath every door, Skiving Snackboxes are stacked by the score. Umbridge turns purple, then suddenly red, As fireworks sparkle and burst overhead. Filch comes in running, his face full of rage, Fred takes a bow like he’s up on a stage. George gives a whistle, then flashes a grin— BANG goes the toilet! They’ve done it again! Chorus BANG! CRACK! WEASLEY ATTACK! Run down the corridor — don’t you look back! BOOM! BANG! HERE THEY COME! Double the trouble and double the fun! BANG! CRACK! HEAR THE SCHOOL ROAR! Hogwarts is shaking from ceiling to floor! Laughing and running, as wild as can be— FRED AND GEORGE: DOUBLE TROUBLE GUARANTEED! Bridge They packed up their jokes and marched out the door, With fireworks blazing from ceiling to floor. The teachers stood silent, the castle stood still, At last there was peace — what a wonderful thrill! McGonagall sighed. Filch smiled with delight. Snape softly whispered, “At last… a quiet night.” Then somewhere behind him, one spark in the dark… Fizzle… Whistle… BOOM! Snape closes his eyes. “…Of course.” Final Chorus BANG! CRACK! WEASLEY ATTACK! Just when you think that they’re not coming back! BOOM! BANG! HERE THEY COME! Double the trouble and double the fun! BANG! CRACK! HEAR THE SCHOOL ROAR! Hogwarts is shaking from ceiling to floor! Laughing and running, as wild as can be— FRED AND GEORGE: DOUBLE TROUBLE GUARANTEED! BANG! “…They’re doing it again.” “Obviously.”