Toby's Comedic Rock Riot

Lyrics

"Kiss My Ass, Toby" (Comedy Punk Rock) Verse 1 Toby rolls in talking loud again, Acting like he's got a master plan, Everybody knows it's all for show, Five minutes later, where'd his confidence go? Pre-Chorus You talk a big game, but everybody knows, You're tripping over your own two toes! Chorus Hey Toby, kiss my ass! You're moving way too slow, get passed! Hey Toby, here's my pick— Go suck a dick! Hey Toby, don't get mad, We're just laughing at the jokes you've had! Hey Toby, that's the trick— Go suck a dick! Verse 2 You showed up late with a brand-new scheme, Somehow it fell apart before it hit the street, You blame the weather, you blame the clock, But somehow you're the punchline around the block. Pre-Chorus You talk a big game, but everybody knows, You're tripping over your own two toes! Chorus Hey Toby, kiss my ass! You're moving way too slow, get passed! Hey Toby, here's my pick— Go suck a dick! Hey Toby, don't get mad, We're just laughing at the jokes you've had! Hey Toby, that's the trick— Go suck a dick! Bridge No hard feelings, it's all for fun, But man, your bad ideas weigh a ton! If you're keeping score tonight, You're losing by a mile, that's right! Final Chorus Hey Toby, kiss my ass! This whole song went by too fast! Hey Toby, one last kick— Go suck a dick! Hey Toby, hear the crowd, Everybody's singing it loud! Hey Toby, that's the pick— Go suck a dick!