Bunker Bass Whisper

Lyrics

[verse] Michelle pushed the shopping cart and thought, “This Kuna Walmart’s a pile-of-shit” // Feelin’ vile and pissed / How’s she supposed to get the diarrhea dialed in if anal suppositories stay priced like this? // but just before she’s about to take a vital shift to wildin’-bitch, the Midol hits // All the sudden someone grabs both shoulders with iron grips // She turned around to see Harmony, looking big-tittied as-usual // mad-beautiful // ass-suitable to smash, But alas, her pants smelled like a mass-funeral// behind those eyes was an empty-husk // Armpits a miasma of deadly-musk // and the intense scent of an immensely smelly butt // (I’d still hit it) She said, “Michelle, it’s been-ages. Didn’t you know I had a baby? The kids-famous. Come and see the spacious crib that Vince-gave-us” Michelle walked into harmony’s - The trailer smelled like tuna fish killed in a grease-fire. Aaron was in a bolo-tie cooking something in a deep frier fashioned from a street tired // (“Hi Michelle!”) he said with his germy worm lips As harmony moved a cheap dryer // Under the dryer was a trap door that harmony lifted and said “right this way! You get to be the baby’s daily entertainment! sorry, we have to keep the baby in the basement due to to laboratory safety regulations.” Michelle thought “what a crazy list of statements” She climbed down the ladder, and followed harmony down a dark hallway. Thinking about how aaron looked so bald and gay. They got in the nursery, Michelle froze And time went to slomo-movement. What was behind the door wasn’t a baby, it was some kind of proto-human. “What is this All the sudden Vince stepped out of the shadows with a twisted expression. “he can sprint a mile in a sixth-of-a second. He has gills and little fins so he can swim through interdimensions.“ Then it all clicked when harmony said “his name is Vincent-the-second.” (“Ahhhahaha!”) Michelle tried to run! Harmony screamed “YOU DONT LIKE MY SON?” Then she hit Michelle with a lamp, and in the flash of a light it-was-done! (“Help me, Adam!”) [bridge] Mossad project X with Claws so strong he could move-a-bolder. (Did you see that?) Test-tube gub-gub slash future israeli super-soldier (BOW BOW BOW!) [chorus] Half boy, HALF FISH, and completely yucky. (Goo-goo Ga-ga negga!) Incapable of human speech, his binky’s-muddy. His little fangs are cute, but get closer and you’ll see they’re completely bloody. (Oh my GOD!) I said this sick little fuck is completely yucky! (HE’S A FISH-boy!) Incapable of human speech, beadie-eyes, his binky’s-muddy. (“DADA?”) His little fangs are cute, but get closer and you’ll see he’s completely bloody. (Oh my GOD!) [outro] Part 2 coming soon… Agent Adam bout to make his introduction… Can he save Michelle? Shit, you Better tune in and see…